Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Saturday, 7 April 2018

Scientifically Quantified

I am not one a those guys that believes things. I have to know them before I'll set my watch or warrant to them and it's prevented lots of intellectual embarrassement. Things are either black or white and that's the way it is.
When I was a kid my best friend had tree crabs. When one of them
died he burst into tears and I started laughing
because - like how does anyone get attached to dumb pets like that?
He called me a dick and punched my lights out.


Hmmm. Uncle Bob's pugs are correctly positioned. Chickens have been accidentally-on-purpose left off the chart to avoid giving offense to certain individuals; and I might argue that the babies are a little higher on the list than they should be. Otherwise - it's a solid piece of work.

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