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Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
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Saturday, 7 April 2018

Junk Mail From Chinamart



Lookit that generator!!! Baby!!!
If any a you boys need anything let me know!
I'll pick it up for ya while I'm there...!!!

4 comments:

  1. I'll wait until they have the ratchet set, with the ratchet that stops ratcheting after one use. That way, I can throw it across the yard and cuss.

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    1. Don't do that! Put it in your car and keep it for that a-hole that cuts you off in traffic and then hammers the brakes! You can throw it at him when you pull up alongside further down the road!

      (That's how I got mine for free!) ;)

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  2. Harbor Freight; America's one-use tool LEADER!

    My kid bought one of those 2-cycle noise and fume generators for $85.00 U.S. In time, the carb on the thing did what all 2-cycle carbs do best; it gummed up. When he went to put the fuel bowl back on after cleaning the jets, the carb casting cracked when he FINGER TIGHTENED the screw (I saw it happen!). He called the 1-800 number on the genny to order another carb, and was told they'd be glad to send him one for the sum of... $85.00... Ahh, the learning curve of life...

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    1. Yup. When you get those bargoons, the first thing ya do is drain the oil and replace it. A buddy bought one of those pocket bikes for the kid and the crank case was filled with PEANUT OIL! HAR HAR HAR!!!

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