Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude

Filthie's Mobile Fortress Of Solitude
Where Great Intelligence Goes To Be Insulted

Thursday, 31 August 2017

Media Slobs

I shouldn't listen to liberal talk shows.

Today I was in between sales calls when two Canadian pin heads came on the radio to talk about how we have to deal with the appalling crises facing the media in Canada today: why - journalists are losing their jobs by the score every day!!! Media outlets like the CBC are on the financial ropes! Staff is being cut!!! The industry is disappearing before their eyes and NOBODY is doing anything about it!!!

Then these two turd brains started yammering about the causes - the internet was the worst offender, because slob bloggers, facebookers and other villains could spread news for free. If that weren't bad enough, they could spread FAKE NEWS. For example people were going round the internet saying that during the election, Hillary Clinton was having heart problems, and that she had personality disorders...can you imagine the damage such poisoned minds could do? (Unless you're a Trump voter, they sneered).

Up here in Canada our media is really, really deep doo-doo. The CBC is so badly pozzed out by queers, vibrants, Marxists, feminists and other turd brains - that not even the usual lefty f-knuckles are watching it.  Their percentage ratings are pretty much in the single digits all the time now. Other media outlets like MacLeans and The Glob And Snail are sucking swamp water too!

All that was music to my ears, listening to a couple of proggie morons trying to explain why they couldn't sell a newspaper, and not once blaming themselves or their the quality of their product. It's all those fuggin Americans with their big money, big budgets and big connections hogging the industry for themselves. HAR HAR HAR!!! Seeing those smarmy, untalented hacks losing their jobs? Awwwwwwwwwww.  I'm sure I have a shit somewhere around here to give.

But then the conversation took a sinister turn that left me gobbling in rage and fidgeting as my hands desperately wanted to fill the cylinders on revolvers, and top up the mags on my rifles... and my trigger finger became unbearably itchy. Apparently, one of the fat heads is part of a liberal think tank that wants additional taxes imposed in order to bail out the media - but don't say it like that, you racist fascist bigot! The money would be used to 'invest in democracy'. They are in talks with the liberal govt right now to try and get this done.


Tell this Alberta rig pig that he has to tighten his belt, and go
without and pay extra taxes
so that liberal mouthpieces don't have to go out and find real work.

I wanted to tell these pencil necks that the nature of an investment is that it's voluntary, and you should be able to expect a return. I wanted to ask them why my democracy was being undermined because their dipchit lickspittles couldn't find jobs? Where has all that money gone that we already pissed away invested?

I wonder if Turdo La Doo is dumb enough to entertain this lunacy? Oh, I'm sure he is... but will he be stupid enough to act on it?

Wednesday, 30 August 2017

Work Ethics

I freely admit I have no real work ethic anymore. I am dead serious about that too. I have worked for companies that have absolutely NO empathy for their employees at all, and I've worked for managers that have personality and outright psychological disorders. Some have been successfully sued for criminal misconduct and others have been fired themselves for it.

With the Alberta recession in full swing, my current manager is trying to whip my ass in such a way that I will either have a stroke or an ulcer trying to save my company from its management. I told him off a couple months ago and stated further that if he wanted to lay me off or fire me, I was just peachy with it: we could both lawyer up, I would put his fat ass in my rear view mirror and go forward with my life because my future is in front of me. It's a dangerous attitude to take in today's economic climate but my bills are paid and I can always go work in the gun or hobby shop for $5.00/hour until I find a real job - or just sit back and haul down pogie. Gawd knows I paid enough into it to deserve a return...

Mr. Fuji, here, may have indeed survived two nuclear blasts and lived to be an entry in the 'Believe It Or Else' archives. That's great for him, but you will never see a thing written about the other forty little nippers that did the exact same thing and got vaporized for their troubles. Employers forget about that or deliberately neglect stuff like that because they don't give a shit about you.

Employees may be expendable these days - but so are employers. If you won't treat your good employees right... somebody else will.

Gotta Be Quartermain Again...

Quartermain's behavioural problems continue apace. I was in the principal's office rifling the morning mail when I came to a legal subpoena and restraining order against our star pupil to prevent him from trolling the other retards at PETA. Apparently they have one a these 'meme' thingies about shooting selfies rather than poor defenseless animals.

I was gonna drag him in here and give him the strap but looking at this thing is making me hungry. I wonder what Mrs. Chubster has cooking down in the cafeteria? Some gopher chili sure is tempting! Hopefully Quartermain got more than just this one....

Filthie The Menace

I should really sue the producers of this classic comic.
It's so obviously a plagiarized rip off
of my childhood life and times living next door to
The Mohave Rat...

Kid's Shows: Tuesday Retard Trivia Game!

Looks like diversity and inclusion fails again! Test your knowledge and trivial pursuit skills, kids!

A. Identify this current favourite kids' show - Googlers will be disqualified and shot!

B. Identify the vibrant and diverse Classic Fail!

Helpful Hint: This is NOT Uncle Bob's classic musical, Beardos On Parade...


Tuesday, 29 August 2017

Mystery Meat

New Attraction At The Petting Zoo

I'm here at the petting zoo with my class of retards and wayward boys and we are having a ball! Quatermain went down by the Rattle Snake pen, WL and BW are stinkin' to high heaven over by the Skunk Family - and I am about to pet some of these cute, adorable scoprions!

If I lose consciousness and pass out - we'll all meet by the baby buffalo exhibit and wait for the Short Bus!

Migraine One - This Is Hemorrhoid Two, What's Your Niner, Over?

Mad Jack will be sending us another enrollee to Uncle Bob's School For Retards & Wayward Boys Children soon. (Please pay the tuition fees promptly, Jack! $$$KA-CHING$$$!!!! HAR HAR HAR! Everybody say hello to Migraine One! (I am having problem with your blog, Jack - the toilet in the comment section appears to be clogged. Be a good sport and clean that up, would ya?)

Jack attributes his casualties to politics. It's his situation, and I know absolutely nothing about it. I've never had an ex-wife thank God - but my family is chock FULL of feral, shit-lib women. And every single one of 'em are the kind of idiots that will hold a gun to their own heads and tell me "Do what I tell you to - OR I'LL SHOOT!!!" I disagree with Jack attributing this ass-hattery to politics. I think it's the fall out from devolving morals and ethics but whadda I know? I am full a chit at the best of times.

Never the less, Jack handles the situation correctly, with aplomb. He smirks, shakes his head and walks away. Another blogger of my acquaintance did the exact same. I dunno the gory details of that one either, but he just soaked up the punishment and then took off on a road trip.

I made the mistake of trying to reason with the shit-lib females in my family. When my daughter and I split ways she went dark and not a peep was heard. After awhile I thought maybe she would simmer down, start to think, and maybe grow up a little. When we finally re-established contact, it was the same old militant-lesbian-social-justice-warrior schtick: I hate the world, I hate you, it's all your fault, you  scurrilous, misanthropic, bacchanalian hack...". I used to shadow her in the internet, hoping to see some signs of dawning intellect and finally gave up a couple months ago. I wasted several years worrying about that kid and I shouldn't have I guess. Are daughters different than ex-wives in that regard, I wonder? I don't expect to see her again and I know it's better that way for both of us.

My in laws tried to get their oar in the water with all this and had to be given the boot too. This wasn't mere political differences - this was about morals and ethics and my mother in law figuring she could force hers on us. I told my wife to pick a side because I had had enough of that domineering bitch and that was that for that. Our formerly solid extended family fell to pieces and if ya listen to the women it's all my fault.

I used to internalize all this and on deep, dark, lonely nights - sometimes I still do. I think it's in a man's nature to take responsibility for his family and blame himself for its failures... but once liberals dispensed with the idea of fatherhood and family headship and replaced it with whatever it's supposed to be today - a guy just can't think like that anymore. All you can do is sit back in your lawn chair, throw another log on the campfire, take a sip of rotgut... and chuckle the way Jack does.

This is the kind of family ours was supposed to be, apparently.
Single mother, petulant child - ending with a lonely old cat lady
and an angry degenerate daughter.
(But to say so is a hate crime).
CH attributes this to 'Single Mommery'.
I attribute it to institutionally mandated stupidity. Our
women should be smarter than this.

There's a theory arising on the intertubes saying that 'The generation with it's back against the wall will save us all...". It refers to Generation Z. It's clear now that Gen X, and Gen Y/Millenials are clearly morally and intellectually bankrupt. Gen Z - now just finishing up at high school or in university - well, they're showing some real good signs. According to some surveys, half of 'em approve of Trump, dismiss the mainstream media as fake news, and are making their own opinions.

Half. Of course the other half are morons and canon fodder for outfits like Antifa - so their future is in doubt too.

When I was in school less than a quarter of us had the maturity and awareness to even think of such things. But everything is going to blow up on their watch - the economy, the immigration crises, the race tensions - all of it. They have to be looking at their elders and wondering what in hell is wrong with them at this point!

Crazy women are destroying their families and themselves and if you stay around them, they'll destroy you too. You can't save them, you can't reason with them and logic means nothing. They want that world of pretty lies, and they will have it even if it kills you. I learned this the hard way, so please, hear me. Be smart - especially you young fellas - and know when to walk away. The only way to win with such women is not to play.

Monday, 28 August 2017

Big Mac Attack

Oh man. Where do I get one of these...?

The problem with liberals (other than that they're a pack of deviant queers) - is that they're dumb as shit too!

These little choppers are not the meat grinders ya see on TV. The last character I saw with one of these was Snake Plisken on Escape From New York back in the 80's. The show prop master put a scope on it (why?) and Snake used it to shoot a hole in a wall to permit him to escape a mob of bloodthirsty criminals.

Liberals see shit like that and believe it! Then they see Arnie, Bruce and Van Damme blowing up buses with 9mm's or taking out entire battalions with AR15s and the next thing ya know - the morons are trying to ban guns.

If I came face to face with an assailant with one of these I'd probably pot him before he potted me - my standard pistols are lighter, less bulky and faster to bring to bear. All full auto gunfire does is encourage the other guy to keep his head down. Other than that it is pretty much a waste of ammunition. It might be marginally better for 'house cleaning' in very, very tight corners - but you would be out of ammo in less than a couple seconds, and if you hadn't dispatched your foes you would be at their mercy when you stopped to switch mags.

At best these things are curios for the average gun nut, and a waste of money for your average petty thug. They want your wallet, they do not want to shoot you into the middle of next week! If I had one of these - I would try and find an old school land fill full of junked cars - and let 'em have it! HAR HAR HAR!!!! It would be fun!

Other than that it would be put away in the safe; guns like these don't even look good. I am hearing more and more about otherwise law abiding men procuring black market guns so the gubbiment can't track them and take them away. I personally think it is a good idea and would do it myself if I knew anyone in that racket.

Legalities be damned - when your skin is on the line ya do what ya gotta do when faced with a failed liberal social experiment - or you die 'for the good of society....'

Only A Kid....

... could eat that and survive!

The wife and I have been on diets and I am angrier than hell. I eat mostly rabbit food now and still look like a porker. If I cheat I get that unhappy bloated feeling and a guilt trip out of it. My wife however, cheats like a... a... well, she cheats, and she is getting that hour glass thing starting to happen.

I'm okay today because I cheated badly yesterday. Eggs n toast for breaky, and last night I burgered myself with the BBQ. But by the end of the week I will be so ravenous for junk food that I would probably steel that monstrosity from the poor babe and gobble it right down to the last bit!

I have no will power.

Neato! Shut Up And Take Our Money!!!

Neat-O!!! I'm sure I can speak for all suckers tax payers when I say - Buy it!!!!

Stuff like this is why I no longer sweat about ICBM missiles. This is just ONE anti-missile technology - the Patriots made nuclear missile attacks obsolete back in the 90's - and those were absolute CLUNKERS compared to the new purveyors of death today.

Fact is ICBMs were obsolete the day they came up with the concept. Why shell out billions on complex delivery systems? Hell, buy a safe house in your enemy's country, and build a stationary bomb in the basement! There is literally no chance of failure - no outlandishly complicated delivery and maintenance problems, no real effective countermeasure - just set the timer and bug out!

Much adieu was made about mutually assured destruction by the peaceniks who had nightmares of nuclear winters and extinction level events. It ain't gonna happen - there's no money in it. Not even the moslems will go for a deal like that. Oh sure, their expendable nutters will blow themselves and everyone else up thinking they'll get to pick their 72 raisins afterward - but the power brokers? Pbbfbfbfbfffffft! They aren't going to risk their own skins for a second. An unprovoked nuclear strike will justify an absolutely genocidal retaliation.

As far as our rail gun here - I have a few misgivings about it. How many shots before the effects of metal fatigue set in - from accelerating projectiles to Mach 7 in just a few feet? What happens when a catastrophic failure occurs? All that energy, potential, kinetic and electrical - has to go somewhere...

Sunday, 27 August 2017

Young Stand Up Comics - Misfiled Under 'Mondays Are Like That'

Ba Dump Tsssssssss!

It's Not 1982 Anymore...

An armourer is to a man what a hair dresser is to a woman: a conversationalist, a service representative, a sparring partner and friendly adversary. For years I have been trying unsuccessfully to find a match rifle equivalent to the AR15 that hasn't been restricted by the idiot gun laws created by our F-knuckle gubbiment up here in Canada. I tried them all: HK SL8, Tavor, Robinson Arms - didn't bother with the T97 or chicom or Slavic junk... but they just don't cut it. I can get them to shoot well under 2" at 100  but I need to be under 1" to actually compete. I gotta go back to the AR and no bones about it.

You won't compete against guys like these with outhouse rifles.

Now some AR15 guys will go into lavish and exhaustive detail about how they put their guns together, why they selected the components they did, and flump 'emselves up as some kind of authority and gun guru in the process. I got bored with that crowd years ago.

The truth is a monkey can build an AR15 from parts and it will work - and some will shoot relatively well. Most will just be serviceable shooters. But there's a difference between slapping parts together and creating a serious match gun. You can spend A LOT of extra money on features you don't need, and fall for bling and sparkle when you need form and function. Conversely, you can cheap out when you need to dig deep and go all in.

Or you can simply be behind the times as I am. The AR is at the leading edge of firearm development and I got left behind long ago. My armourer is your typical bald early Gen X or late Boomer beardo covered in tats. I had a list of parts for a match rifle upper that I wanted built and he literally looked it over and tossed it in the garbage!

First - I guess bull barrels are no longer a requirement for match grad accuracy. I was dumbfounded. 'It isn't 1982 anymore Filthie. JFC, where have you been since then? Under a rock?" And no, ya don't need 24" air gauged match barrels anymore either!' I got right in his face too - I told him if this gun won't go under an inch at 100 with match ammo and precision reloads - I didn't want it and I would bring it back expecting a refund. "If you can't go SUB-minute of angle with this upper, Filthie, I am going to slap you out!'

Harrrumpfffff!!!! Well... at least we understood each other.

I cheaped out on the gas block because I don't need an adjustable expensive one. All I need is one that will cycle match loads. We got in a fight about the receiver. "Filthie - 2017!!!! NOT 1982!!! Ya don't need a forward assist on these guns anymore! Hell, they haven't needed that since 1972...!" Screw him, I want a forward assist on my gun because it just ain't an AR15 without one! Then we started fighting about the stock - I figured I better have that AR15 A2 style like the boy in the pic above. Nope, I was behind the times there too - there are some new telescoping variants that lock up every bit as solid as the old school A2 and it turned out I had it on my lower already - a Black Rain Ordnance with a 7.5" upper that I will replace with this match upper.

I never had more fun arguing and squabbling over guns in my life! Originally I was going to go with the 6.5 Grendal for my precision rig... but I nixed it. I am tooled up and supplied for .223 and I'm just punching paper out to 300... so I don't need exotic calibres for what I do. Reloading for 223 is cheap and shooting it is every bit as rewarding as any other calibre I suppose.

So that's how I wasted my Saturday! Wish me luck with the new upper - now I gotta sit around and wait for this new skinny match barrel to arrive. It's gonna be a looooong two weeks...

Saturday, 26 August 2017

There Are Times...

... when I consider atheism to be the hallmark of a retard - and not in the 'emissary from heaven' sense either. I'm talking about a deliberately malicious retard.

Look at that little bugger. All the inner organs that have to work more precisely than a Swiss watch. Optics and sensor suite that would make the guys at NASA jealous. Algorithms that the guys at UCLA and MIT would get headaches trying to replicate - and that's assuming you could give them machines that could duplicate what this tiny, insignificant little organism does. And he is just the tiniest of the tiny cogs that makes this world go round. A thing of this complexity and beauty - wrapped around your finger!

A cranky old man was on my blog awhile back saying Christians suck, God doesn't exist and all kinds of other shite because all the cogs in his world were busted. I think he messed up in thinking that his universe was the same as his Maker's. He wasn't wise enough to see that he was only a part of The Infinite Machine - and that it was working just perfectly. All he had to do was look at the tiny birds he fed from his bench in his own garden.

A black hearted cudgel like me has no business preaching and I'm sorry if it sounded like that. But sometimes beauty and truth land right in your hand with the softest touch - and it hits like a sledge hammer and overwhelms.

Friday, 25 August 2017

Day 2 Special Olympics: The Shooting Team

Welp - the shooting team here at Uncle Bob's School For Retards N' Wayward Boys go out on the firing line any minute now! World famous adventurer, author and man about town - WL Emery will demonstrate the Gangsta stance and will be good for at least a silver or a bronze. Jack will do his inspiring Spray N Pray and I'll finish up with the patented Afghanit Shitter method of shooting.

Remember men: we'll be judged on form as well as scores - so look sharp!

Wish us luck everyone!!!

NOT A Copyright InfringeMINT: When Ya Have Too Much Fibre In Your Diet

If I end up getting pounded by some Knuckle Dragger...
I will find out which one a you bungholes snitched and make
you regret it!

The Dating Game: Permutations And Iterations

Aaaaaadmontin Alberta - where I live - is the foremost cultural, intellectual and academic centre of the universe of the north! Being a polymath and intellectual heavy lifter I am often a popular guest speaker for the intelligentsia and academia and can often be found lecturing on various subjects at the Edmonton Stock Yards.

Last weekend I was trying to explain Game Theory to some bohunk farmers and some creep named Stephen in a wheelchair. The bohunks were of course impressed with my lecture even though they didn't understand it - but the quack in the wheelchair kept trying to correct my math so I took a break and pushed him down a stairwell. When I got back the bohunks were drinking with the truckers and I had to draw pictures to make sense to them. Figgered you boys here might appreciate my scholarly works - and hopefully benefit from them.

Ol' Filthie has it all figgered out boys.
BW, WC, Pete and Mad Jack will do fine.

Have a great Saturday!

'Because Shut Up, Racist,' They Explained


You ignernt Murkin bastids really need to pay attention to your morally and intellectually superior friends up north. We can teach ya a few things. Consider California whilst I rant, and keep it in the back of your minds.

Here in Alberta we are much like Texans (only we have more money and are better looking (or at least, we USED to have more money before the oil market went bust)). We are simple folk out here: we work for our money, we pay our bills and if we work hard we expect to benefit. As a rule we don't ask others to pay our way, we expect everyone to pay their share, pull their weight and do as we do. Every year we dump about $8 billion hard earned dollars into this fuggin country to keep the lights on.

By contrast - Queerbec - a province infested with craven fat heads that speak a bastardized fwench language I call 'frog patoise' - welp, those assholes haven't run a balanced provincial budget in decades. I'm serious. Fact is, those fwench assholes suck about $8~10 billion dollars out of the national coffers every year and piss it away on the stupidest social programs you can imagine.

That's about the size of it...

Awhile back an email was going round to the effect that your average vibrant refugee was getting over $2k a month in welfare... and our own war vets that actually fought for this country in were getting about $1700.00. Being a resident of this country, I can just about guarantee which fwench F-wits are behind that too! I know ya can't trust everything ya get in the email... but Jeez Louise!

Getting back to you Yanks: this is how I see your situation playing out - same as Canada as a matter of fact. California and various cities like Baltimore, New Orleans, and other failed liberal city/states are going broke - some are there already. What I see happening is the same thing that happened here in Canada - the various states will be asked forced to make 'transfer payments' to the Feds, who will supposedly take that money and redistribute it to have not states. If they do guys are DEAD. You'll end up like us, with one or two provinces carrying the rest who are all deadbeats and shirkers who have no business being broke in the first place. The biggest problem in these failed states isn't economic - it's gubbiment corruption, pandering and pork barrelling all the way.

Due to the recent oil bust, Canada's socialists are pretty much out of other people's money. Because our prime minister is an idiot, and literally a son of a whore like Obama... our economic prospects are looking pretty damn shabby. All they have left for a financial plan is a credit card that is already maxed out.

We really need to stop taking these migrants. We can't look after our own seniors, our kids can't afford homes or families... I hope common sense breaks out soon.

Thursday, 24 August 2017

Alberta Special Olympics: Competitive Dancing

It's that time a year again! It's time for all the wayward boys n' morons to come together and celebrate competitive sport as only we can!

I decided to represent Uncle Bob's School for Wayward Boys N' Retards for this event. I scored a 40 pounder of mixed vitamins, steroids and other nutrients off of Quartermain, chugged it, limbered up... and instead of a gold medal I got 30 days!

I'll be covering and blogging from the Aaaaadmontin Remand Centre for awhile - but by no means consider that a detriment to the quality of this blog! Our high quality content remains unchanged, regardless of adverse circumstances!!!

Have a great Friday!

Alberta Special Olympics: K9 Event

I feel your pain, Miss. I dunno how many times Mort or Macey decided to do something stupid and trip me up like that with the leash. It's funny when a fat old fart like me does it - but that poor gal did a serious face plant.

I am giving her a 10 outta 10. What say the rest of you, Judges?

Bung Hur

I woulda won had I not lost my pants.
I was robbed and that is all I gotta say about that.

Filthie's Forge

Weapons, horse shoes and tools forged while-u-wait!
No cheques!!!

BW Spotted

Discipline at the Retard School continues to degrade apace. When our special needs student, BW was brought to us, he was a mild mannered youth that was courteous and considerate. The other day I was scolding him for some minor infraction when he gobbed on my shoe. Then he savagely twisted my ear, marched me into my own office - and gave ME the strap!

I was so shaken by the incident that I drank a whole bottle of scotch! That beating was almost worth it, HAR HAR HAR!!!

Before I passed out I prescribed 1 million miles of wind therapy for the boy. Hopefully his disposition improves.

Lookin' Good Robert...!

I am slowly losing grip on my diet. I did good for the first week and then started cheating like a swine. The other day I broke down and gobbled pizza and chicken wings and then went into a food coma. Had it not been for my wife and her trusty stomach pump I woulda croaked  and Quartermain woulda got my soft cushy job at Uncle Bobs School For Retards And Wayward Boys.

Count your blessings, boys, count your blessings...

That's Because Blacks Commit More Crime, Stupid



Errrrrr.... that link goes to The Globe And Mail - a dumbed down Canadian version of the New York Times. You've been warned, HAR HAR HAR! This just makes me laugh - liberal slobs trying to legalize drugs and getting shat on by the vibrant monsters they trucked into the country by the busload. Serves 'em right. If there's one thing I've learned about stupid people, it's that they have stupid problems and they're always self inflicted. Liberals can't even pass their own enlightened laws without accusing each other of racism! HAR HAR HAR!

This morning some red niggers where whining that our first prime minister, Sir John A MacDonald - should be stricken from Canadian history because he approved of 'residential schools'. For you Yanks, I will try to elucidate - but be warned, my facts may or may not be true: the residential school program was aimed at taking young natives of the reservation where problems like booze, drugs, incest, arson, rape and murder were huge problems. The kids were supposed to be put into modern Christian homes where they would learn to live like productive citizens rather than feral wards of the state. Depending on who ya listen to - most of the kids ended up in bigoted families and were constantly molested, raped and murdered by eeeeeeeeevil Christians. (Christians are all racists and bigots, dontchya know). We're gonna have a race war in Canada too, I guess.

Maybe free dope for progs, vibrants and queers are a good ideal.
It'll make 'em easier to control...and
hopefully leave them stoned on the couch on election night.

I flirted with drugs as a stupid kid back in school. If a toke came around at a party I'd take a polite puff and pass it on but I never got into it. Weed is an intoxicant fit for stupid people which explains the liberal penchant for it.

I'll stick to scotch, thanks... and if I am going to smoke I'll do it with class.

Tuesday, 22 August 2017

Father Of The Year

Tuesday BARF

All aboard!

Getting Old And Disconnected

I see it in my parents and seniors all the time. They live in a different age and have no friggin clue about what is really happening in the world today. My dad is in his late 70's and recently bragged about how he stays current by reading the local media shit rag from cover to cover... and I didn't have the heart to tell him he'd be better off reading The Thunderbox to stay informed, HAR HAR HAR! Mom and my former in-laws were the worst - they would watch shit like the day time TV talk shows like Orca Winfrey, The View, and other Gong Shows to get the info for their political opinions. Honestly -  I cannot believe that people can be that stupid and clueless. It's been my contention that stupidity is a function of laziness - but stupidity like that is deliberate and takes a willful effort. The seniors in my family aren't - and never have been lazy.

I AM lazy. And proud of it too - I learned the hard way that if you're a lazy goof off like me... it is far less effort for everyone to do your homework and get it right the first time, rather than slack off and F it up and have to do it again.

When that crap at Harlotville broke out and vibrants and fatties tore down that statue - both the former Bush presidents stood up to disavow racism and condemn Nazis and such - not realizing that the corrupt media was playing them for fools. Of course, Trump answered the media with a question that made their heads explode: "What about the actions of the Alt Left?" Trump may be an old fart, but he's still in the game, he's connected to his power base and he sees the world for what it is, whereas my parents and the other seniors are out chewing their cud in the pasture - thankfully far away from the levers of power. There are a few revered elders on my Toilet Roll to the right - and they are still in the game and well informed. How is it they can stay informed and engaged when my parents and in laws can't?

All the time now I am on the internet and seeing the kids or younger men fighting about stuff that I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. When that happens I tend to shut my mouth and quietly wander off to try and inform myself. More and more I turn to the Z Man. He reminds me a lot of Uncle Bob - another old fart that managed to stay connected and involved even though he was older than I am.

There but for the grace of God go I. I've given Quatermain a side arm and some ammunition with the express orders that if I ever get as stupid as my in laws - he is to shoot me and dispose of my remains in the dumpster behind Uncle Bob's School For Retarded & Wayward Boys. (Please...I don't want the cafeteria cook finding my corpse...). As always - I'll try to stay in the game, but when it gets too fast and too vicious for an old fart like me to keep up - it's good to have young fellas handy to take over when we get old and frail! HAR HAR HAR!!!

Another old fart I love and respect used to say "Get in the game or go home!" Let us hope that men like Quartermain, The Z Man and others can find homes for us when the time comes!  :)

Have a great Tuesday!

Monday, 21 August 2017

How Did This Slip Under My Radar?

Once again, I am forced to rely on Rodger Schlong (The Real King Of Fwance) to save the day:

The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced they are going to remove the polar bear from The $2 coin in view of its demise due to global warming!

At the height of political correctness, they will replace it with two gay deer.

Knowing Rodge - this is likely a good rude joke. But, knowing the Canukistani political class - infested as it is with butt blasters, colon cowboys, carpet munchers and other degenerates - something like this, sadly, is almost inevitable.

Sadly, the line between comedy and horror is awfully thin up in Canada these days.

About The USS John S McCain

A lotta people are utterly disgusted with the USN these days what with all the mishaps and collisions. I like to poke fun at all the branches of our militaries and picking on the Swabbies is my favourite. They can take a rude joke and dish 'em out too! And they seem to share my philosophy about humour too - if anyone gets hurt it's alright as long as it was an accident and there's room for some good sport.

With that as my motivation I lurk at a lot of milblogs and from what I've been seeing the Navy took it in the shorts during The Buckwheat Administration: budgets were slashed or mishandled by political miscreants and meddlers in Washington; experienced, blooded and capable officers in the high command were quietly pensioned off and retired - to be replaced by bitchy trannies and queers obsessed with their crotches. Token women were being slotted into high pressure roles that only a handful of the best men could handle. Darwin and Murphy were promoted into the Admiralty. Those swabbies had a tough job before; in today's political climate it's a miracle they can even get a boat on the water.

It's bad enough that these poor slobs have to serve on a ship named after a blithering old idiot that should have been put out to pasture himself - decades ago. I'm not an expert on US politics but my sense of the John McCain is that he should have retired to harass the children and grandchildren and do the great things that old men get to do - long ago. Instead he stayed on past his due date and he makes an ass of himself every time he gets in front of a microphone. As some wank put it - there's a metaphor in that and a collision that looks like the height of naval incompetence.

All that has nothing to do with what happened the other day. A lot of folks are asking 'How dumb do ya gotta be to crash a ship as large as a destroyer into a ship the size of a tanker...???'

I ask questions like that every day. Look at your own jobs: how many times have you seen problems, crises, and panics break out because of absolutely ludicrous coincidence and bad luck? Shit happens, folks. And I have seen any number of otherwise rational adults lose their fuggin minds when it happens and they make things worse.

Say a prayer for the sailors - and get out of their way and let them sort this out. It was an ACCIDENT. The sailors involved are professionals and cannot take this personally or let it impair their readiness. Crap like this happens to us all the time. People get hurt or killed on the job here in Civie Land too.  So - to our friends in the navy (you two know who you are) Sort it out, recover and mourn your dead - and get on with it.

That's an order!

Batteries Recharged

Friday after work I hopped behind the wheel of the truck and drove the camper out to the rifle range for a weekend out of the house. It's only about 45 min away but it's enough. I set up camp then me and my dogs go round to all the other camp sites looking for mischief and the good-for-nothing-seniors are always happy to oblige. Seniors love to talk and Mort the dawg likes to listen - and be spoiled rotten by them. On Saturday morning we were gone so long, the wife came looking for us and thankfully, she rescued us from an old boy who just wouldn't shush up! HAR HAR HAR! She did it tactfully and politely so that the old boy was charmed when we left.

On the range I was just about ready to throw my guns in the garbage and take up stamp collecting. I haven't been able to shoot well at all from the sitting position at 200m and part of the problem is the scope mount on my rifle - I have an expensive, custom mount inbound any day now from the boys at but then realized that was only part of my problem - I wasn't shooting the position correctly and of course - what follows from that is crappy shooting! It's easy to see in others when I nag coach them - but I didn't see it in my own form. A little adjustment, a tweak of the sling - and then I locked up like a machine and started punching scores just like I did 15 years ago. I almost wept with relief! I started doing the same with the 5.56 too!

When I packed up and went back to the trailer for supper my wife had put some veggies and chicken in foil and was grilling it on the campfire. My goodness - that supper was food fit for a king - which I was!

There's seasoned chicken, peppers and cukes 
in the foil,
cooking to perfection...

I had to go into Tofield because I had run out of scotch on my last trip and forgot to replenish my supplies.

Holy Mackaral! Did I drink all that....?

I did! It's the damndest thing. Years ago I bought a bottle of Old Pulteney and wrote it off. I just wasn't impressed with it at the time... but it was all they had at the liquor store in Toefield so I bought it - and almost drank the quart! I am getting to be a bigger slush bucket than Mad Jack! I was so gassed I even drank it out of a shot glass - you can get flogged for that in certain circles. But the food, the smoke from the campfire, the dawgs... and the last days of summer... something special was in the air and it was all good.

A wild tree tries to break into my camper...

In any event I am after a couple pieces of top notch camping gear. I think there is one with a kettle that hangs down from a chain over the campfire too... I had forgotten how much better food tastes when cooked on a real campfire. Used to do it all the time when we were kids...

I GOTTA buy one of these... it's Monday and I gotta go back to work.  :(

Hope y'all had a great weekend.

Friday, 18 August 2017

Turn The Tables On 'Em

That is a vast improvement...

History is never what they say it is. I was listening to some professor of antiquities and he drove the point home with a lecture on the Spartan battle at Thermopylae. If ya listen to the ancient Greeks it was an epic battle in an age of heroism - and he read translated accounts of the battle that read like that one ya saw in the theatres awhile back: The Persians launched enough arrows to darken the sun; waves of assassins, cutthroats, and elite mercenaries and monsters from around the world were hurled against the vastly outnumbered Spartans - and fell upon their spears. Blood ran like rivers, corpses were stacked high enough to make a wall, etc etc. The Spartans were gods of war and fell dramatically and heroically against overwhelming odds.

The Persian account of that same battle was "We came upon 300 Spartans at Thermopylae; we rolled over them and continued on..." That's it. Done. From their perspective it was a minor firefight and not worth much more than a few words.

I'm an amateur chit house historian or hobbyist of sorts and I just love that stuff. I watch all the crockumentaries and docu-dramas put out about ancient Rome and Greece, and pretty much everything else. History is important, ya gotta know where ya came from to understand where you are and where you're headed. When I saw those confederate statues and monuments being torn down by yammering mobs of idiots - I wanted to kill someone. I still do. That's a crime against all of us. The people that did that are offended by reality and history and should be locked in a cage.

I felt the same way when they rolled over Iraq, and found priceless ancient murals that our buddy, Saddam Hussein - had painted his portrait into. Can you imagine the depravity? Art - from the dawn of civilization, defaced with the portrait of some murderous moslem mutt? Others were bulldozed and destroyed out of hand - by monkeys with no idea of the crime they committed against all of us.

But history is subject to perspective and time just as we are. Maybe a hundred years from now our kids will be wondering who Saddam Hussein was, and how he sent the world to war... and maybe they'll catch an historical sense of him by that Mesopotamian mural he defaced with his likeness. Maybe AR15s and AK47s will evoke derisive laughter in our kids as they hang in some museum someplace. as they try to imagine their foolish ancestors trying to fight with them. We ride on the tides of history ourselves.

I can see why the blacks hate those monuments. Is it the history that inflames the negroes? I'm asking because to me it just doesn't make sense. Negroes are treated better today than they ever have been, historically speaking. These monuments attest to that.

I'm going to notice something that maybe I shouldn't: black people don't seem to have monuments. Stuff from Ancient Greece and Rome is everywhere. Julius Ceasar is a bigger celebrity now than he was in his own time. We can laugh at ourselves as we enjoy the war stories (and appreciate the probable turd polishing) of our ancestors and appreciate their viewpoints and intents. Negroes don't have any of that. All we find of ancient Africans is bone fragments, stone age tools and random rudimentary artifacts. I dunno - if I'm wrong on that, somebody please - correct me. 

Could it be that blacks hate us because we have these monuments and can make more - and they can't unless Whitey helps them? If so, could it be that the men of the Confederacy understood the black man better than we do today? I'm beginning to think so.

I won't demean myself to do the usual virtue signalling where I stumble all over myself to apologize for white racists, condemn racism and disavow Nazis  and other prog demons. The idiots accusing people like me of stuff like that don't give a damn about history nor are they smart enough to understand the value of it. I don't hate black people, and I am smart enough to take them one at a time and treat those of good character with respect and courtesy.

It has been an unpleasant week, with some unpleasant questions. Take the time to think about them, ignore the provocations and the circus monkeys - and see where you end up with the answers. 

Have a great weekend.

Filthie's Curio & Relic Shop


My arse is draggin today folks. Here is some vintage gun porn while I try to get my skin on frontwards.

The Sound Of Silence

Turdiebeach over at The Forty Five goes into full decompression.

It's almost a poetical read and so relaxing my blood pressure dropped by a few gigapascals just reading it.  It was so well written I had to decline to poop in the comments lest I spoil the atmosphere he created. He reminds me of when my family was younger with a kid and cats and in-laws and pandemonium.

But if I were to offer advice to men overcome with the noise, mayhem and BS of modern family life, this is a capital idea:

No, I haven't lost my marbles (errr - scratch that, yes I DID lose my marbs ... but this is a rare moment of coherence for me so listen up, especially you young fellas).

Bow hunting is AWESOME. Ya don't need much equipment, just enough to fool the old lady and the family. Ya find some bush or forest land off the beaten track, build a blind - and get a good ass box to sit on (a lawn or camp chair's even better) - and park it. In about 30 minutes, if you're quiet and still all the critters will forget you're there and start going about their business. In about 45 minutes, depending on how good your chair is - you're fast asleep! No barking dogs. No nagging, no idiot kids, no radio or TV with some media idiot... but blessed silence in God's back yard! And you? You're free to read, sleep, relax and just chill! When you get back to civilization ya tell everyone what an ordeal your hunt was and if you're lucky they'll believe ya and you might even get some time on the couch at home to loaf rest up! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!

Of course to hunt with a bow, ya gotta stay on top of your skills. NOTHING focuses the mind like archery. Target archery is right up there with meditation or martial arts for creating the perfect state of mind. If you do your homework on the target range, your average hunting shot will be ridiculously easy the same way it is for guns.

If you opt to hunt from a tree stand make sure ya have a safety belt. Nothing beats a snooze in the trees. Once you've taken a good time out to blow the dust off your brain - archery is a damned good family sport too. I just loved the 3D tournaments I used to go to all the time - it's just like golf: as competitive or relaxing as ya want to make it. The beers and BS with the boys afterward are the stuff of lifetime memories.

Every now and then I'm downstairs and looking at my bow up on it's peg. I haven't drawn it in years. I tried to get my daughter interested in it but no dice - it just wasn't her thing I guess. But I knew other guys that had their whole family in it.

Archery is one of those sports that can be anything you want it to be: from a gruelling physical ordeal, to a martial art, to a free snooze in God's country. For you young guys - jump on this. Go down to your local archery store with an in-house range, rent a bow and try it. You can't buy tackle and get it properly set up from a dept store - this is highly specialized stuff these days. Just try it. It's one of those things everyone should enjoy at some point in their lives.

Thursday, 17 August 2017

Poor Baby

This one raised some concern round the hunting blogs. Apparently it's a bulk container for olives - probably left behind by WL, seeing as he swills martinis by the pail, HAR HAR HAR!!!

In any event, the rangers were able to capture the little bugger and get it off and the cub is fine. At least it's some good news, given the insanity of the last couple days.


The potato chip is the victim of one of the world's worst case of culinary crime. I like salt n' vinegar, BBQ sometimes ... and that's about it. But I've seen ketchup chips, dill pickle and flavours that make me want to vomit. What's next? Broccoli chips? Tofu?

Tin Tin Reloaded

I wonder what he's saying? Does
anyone speak Craven?

Wednesday, 16 August 2017

A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words

Bringing the ghetto to a neighbourhood near you soon!
These monkeys will have the place looking like Detroit in no time.

I can't do it any more. 

Eeeeeeeeeeevil Jooooooos......

Everybody is falling over themselves to signal their virtue and denounce the fascists and condemn the racists at the Charlotteville chimp-out/riot.

I guess The Rebel is the latest. Aprapos of nothing at all - Ezra Levant is a joo. Were it a newpaper, The Rebel would be a right wing rag sheet with no more redeeming value than a chit rag like The New York Times.

I don't know what really happened at Charlotville - let's get that straight right off the bat. But - I don't trust the media one damn bit either. If they tell me there is a riot going on someplace, with cars burning and pitched gun battles going on in the streets... it wouldn't surprise me at all if it turned out to be a couple old geezers playing a game of chess in the park! When the first reports came out about the incident my first reaction was: 'bullshit'. Now that progs can revise history at will - I don't trust any of the media output in the aftermath either.

It's almost illegal to notice these days, but most of the liberal media is owned by eeeeeeeevil jooooos. Trump's greatest detractors are mostly eeeeeeeeevil joooooos. (There should be an ominous echo when a fella says it like that, HAR HAR HAR!!!) I dunno what to make of that either. Some fellas have a serious hate-on for Jews and try to make miles on it. But I see guys like Ezra Levant and he's a Jew, and there's actually a lot of tough, quiet conservative jews ya never hear or see. For now, I will not take sides against joos, Israel or even rich people. I will choose who I hate for myself, thanks. But - I am watching them and seeing a few things that have really bad optics. Our Jewish friends might want to look at some of it and do something about it.

I'm not happy about the incident in that it seems to be that the public perception is that white nationalists were all Nazis and we all have to fall over ourselves and disavow/condemn/excommunicate them - to appease lefty social justice warriors.

  1. Were they REALLY neo-Nazis? (I'm asking because I don't know and I don't trust the media).
  2. Why do I have to disavow these alleged skin heads, and the liberals don't have to do the same with the vandals and thugs of the so-called Antifa types
I think Ezra Levant might have thought the same way which is why he dragged his feet on this. If so, there goes 'All the Joos Are In It' conspiracy. From a marketing/PR standpoint I would hate like hell to think that the people opposing Antifa at that disturbance were actually good people getting smeared by media slobs as fascists and scum of the earth.

For me, I'm pinch this one off and wipe. Until proven otherwise, I will consider it a fight between two groups of idiots with no clearly defined winners. Something tells me that if this idiocy grows into a civil war it will probably go much the same way.

A Lapse In Judgment

My 1911 - A Springfield Armoury Trophy Match gun.

Usually after I'm done shooting I come off the range and the poor kids at the gun counter gotta put on respirators because I've stunk the place out so bad with my marksmanship. Yesterday I did pretty good so as a reward to myself I figured I'd buy a couple more mags. Yannow that's a question that never gets asked in Gun Geek Forest: how many magazines are enough?

For years as a kid I couldn't afford good mags - so I would go dumpster diving in the gun shop bargain bins and come up with crap made in China or I would get used ones that were half in the bag... and they would work for a year or two and then they would fall apart or I would throw them out and go dumpster diving for replacements again. I usually had around 4~6 on hand with maybe two that could be relied upon to work, HAR HAR HAR! Once I got past the financial necessities of bargain bin life, I resolved to spend the money and get some decent bloody mags. So: how many are enough?

I can get by with two but then again, my shooting is classic stubfarttery that is composed of slow fire informal bullseye and plinking. I suspect that would be tons for personal defense too - even I can put a hobgoblin down in 14 rounds at close range, and I can't see myself in a tactical situation against Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis or Sylvester - and those guys all need at least 150 rounds to make one kill at the best of times, HAR HAR HAR!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!

What?!?!? Buddy, I'm gonna kick your shiny metal ass...!

Now that I can afford a decent gat and necessary accouterments ... to be on the safe side I bought four. Two came with the gun from Springfield Armoury; and I bought two more made by Nighthawk Custom. That's tons a mags for a guy like me and they're all of reasonable quality. So... for some reason I went and bought two more yesterday. 6 mags is DEFINATELY enough for a guy like me and is almost enough for the IDPA/IPSC run n' gun boys. (If I were one of those I would get 8 mags because they are just brutal on them, what with the dropping and stepping on 'em and so forth).

These last two are Wilson Combat mags. The gun store geek asked me if I wanted 8 or 10 shot mags and of course I had to have the tens - I didn't count on how ridiculous they would look in the gun! And the hell of it is I usually only load and shoot 5 at a time - so who needs a ten shot mag?

Well, I got 'em now and though they look silly they should do alright. They're made by Wilson Combat and cost about a $125.00 for two - and hopefully should carry me into my shooting retirement. The official advice here, from Castello Di La Filthie is to have at least 6 good mags for any auto-pistol you own. As always, I stand to be corrected in the comments.

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

I Don't Care...

... how often I get beaten up. I don't care how many wedgies I get. I don't care how many times the cool kids wash my face out with snow.

I love crocs and I'm proud of it!

Canadian Heavy Metal

Good Morning Mr. President!
Say - if that little shit in Korea is getting on your nerves... leave him to us.
A couple hours in The Box with Celine will change his attitude.

Where Have All The Good Men Gone

This seems to be a question that keeps coming up more and more often lately. Deb just asks it again in that post about shit-libs tearing down a Confederate memorial in that vid below. Uncle Bob and other denizens of the Man-O-Sphere used to answer it thusly:

Q. "Where have all the good men gone?"

A. "They're right where you parked them, chickie - back in the 80's..."

Sadly, Bob's passed on and his answer to this question needs to be updated: All the good men are either dead or retired! HAR HAR HAR!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!

One thing becomes ever more apparent as I watch these 'Antifa' chimp-outs and 'protests'. For the most part, they are driven by women. Don't believe me? Watch those clips again. Sure, the idiot vandals and brawlers are mostly men... but the shrieking, hectoring circus ring masters on the megaphones, the ones hogging the media cameras afterward... mostly women. And 9 times outta 10, they are fat, ugly and bitter. Oh sure, there's pretty women in that gaggle of shit-libs - women are socialists and fascists by nature which is why they accuse everyone else of it. That young gal that got run over and killed during the Charlotteville riot was one pretty young lady - what a waste. Most women outgrow their tendencies to fascism and socialism... but so many do not.

Wherever you find pretty young ladies like that, you are going to find men trying to impress them. What better way to do that than at a riot, facing off against eeeeeeeeevil fascists, hatey racists and horrible-patriarchal-cis-gendered-etc-ad-nauseum white males?

Perhaps a better way to answer that question: the good men
are happily married to good women.
They certainly aren't out 'marching' with these morons.

Not to pick on Deb - I like her and really appreciate the fact that she stops by and takes the time to comment - but as a man... and a good man, or at least a fella trying to be a good man, my question to you, Deb, is this: what can I do with that gaggle in the pic above? The laws of chivalry prevent me from laying a hand on the women involved. (They may be re-defined as the laws of equality or some such bullshit - but the net effect is the same). If I punch out one of their beta males - I will become an instand Nazi, be harassed at home and at work, and more likely, get myself punched out by a bunch of vibrant chimpanzees in the process. Then the judiciary will go after me - a judiciary which just happens to be infested with diversity hires with a coherent agenda. I can't win. Nobody else can either.

It gets worse. In my family I was undermined as a father by people that think girls should be raised getting anything and everything they want. They get prizes and awards just for showing up, their self esteem is more important than their education, and if anything bad happens to them it's because they were victimized by somebody else - usually a white male. I tried to be a Good Man and failed miserably. I was accused of child abuse for spanking my daughter when she brought angry notes home from the teacher in Grade 3. (In my own defense, the time outs and grounding had no effect on her behaviour). When she started failing in school in junior high I dropped everything to tutor her. I was told by the teachers that she had learning disabilities and I was being mean and too strict - but by the time that girl hit grade 9 she could do basic calculus standing on her head. Those idiots in the pic above fail at math in university. When she decided she had a future as a gay artiste and I told her she was wasting her time and money on a useless liberal arts course that had no potential for future employment. I was told I was being mean and unsupportive of my daughter. When she graduated and got a part time job in a bicycle shop I was told that she was a powerful young woman, a rising star and had a bright career ahead of her. Silly me. I'm okay and over it - but what else can ya do? This is the kind of chit that Good Men run into. That's just for the fella trying to be a family man... Look at all the divorced men around - 80% of all divorces are instigated by the woman. If you want to tell me that 80% of divorced men were abusing and mistreating their ex? Harumpppfffff! I don't think so.
The good men have gone off the grid. They're either happily married to good women, or divorced and doing their own thing one day at a time and getting by. 

I had to laugh at church a week or two ago. The preacher was some gas bag and I just couldn't focus on his crap that day and I was looking at all the other poor slobs caught in the captive audience.  There was a pretty young blonde lady at the back with her youngster I had never seen before, and as the jack ass in the pulpit droned on I wondered what her story was. Divorced? Married? If so, was her husband an atheist? What would her child be like? Would it adopt the faith as its mother did? A couple weeks later she showed up with her sullen fella - probably dragged into church by his wife the same way I was! HAR HAR HAR!!!! Good for them! Young people are rejecting shit-lib progressivism every day and I think their numbers are going to grow. Good women need good men and they know how to make them.  ;)

This is just me out-gassing... but I think as Gen Z matures we will start to see more good men and women all the time. They aren't buying into the shit-lib progressive ideology, they've had brothers and fathers and grandfathers sacrificed to the new social justice order... and they're going to be smarter.

I choose to be an optimist.

Seen On The Feral Irishman's Site...

... and yannow, I probly shoulda left it there. Don't these assholes have any clue about what they are throwing away? Or the fires of hell they are playing with?

This ain't right.
And, I think it's the start of something worse.

I read somewhere that this is only the beginning - these f-tards want to destroy any reference to the civil war that doesn't fit in with their social justice ideologies. This is the stuff of fascism and communism. At some point, if they don't back down, we are going to have to kill them - and no bones about it. Up here in Canada, our Prime Minister Turdo La Doo - was put out because we don't have any of that horrible white supremecy up here in Canada. - "but we're not immune to it!!!!" he said hopefully. Like these turd brains, he just wants to signal his virtue and play at being a crusader for the Forces Of Good. Gun up, everyone, and prepare to defend yourselves. How long is it before these swine start lynching people?

Who is that??? Maude or Betty???
This is some anonymous hate mail I got. I 
think it came from Coopville...